Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Doing Desiderata one better..

Tiyak ako na nabasa nyo na ito dati, o di kaya nadinig nyo ang himig ng awitin na binase dito. At any rate, I find it relevant advice and absolutely sound words of wisdom, for whoever, no matter whichway you take it. No matter how you slice and dice it, truer words were never spoken. Trust me.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’09..
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen
have been proved by
whereas the rest of my advice has
no basis more
reliable than my own
meandering experience…
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Oh nevermind..

you will not understand
the power and beauty of your youth

until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years
you’ll look back at photos of yourself

and recall in a way you can’t grasp now
how much possibility lay before you

and how fabulous you really looked.
You’re not as fat as you imagine.
Don’t worry about the future.. nor worry.
But know that worrying is as effective as
trying to solve an algebra equation by
chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life
are apt to be things that never
crossed your worried mind.
The kind that blindside you
at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts.
Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy.
Sometimes you’re ahead,
sometimes you’re behind.

The race is long, and in the end,
it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive,
forget the insults.

If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters,
throw away your old bank statements.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know
what you want to do with your life.

The most interesting people I know
didn’t know at 22 what they

wanted to do with their lives.
Some of the most interesting
40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40.
Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…
what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either –
your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body.
Use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it,
or what other people think of it.
It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,
but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once,
but leave before it makes you hard.

Live in Northern California once,
but leave before it makes you soft.

Accept certain inalienable truths..
prices will rise,
politicians will
you too will get old,
and when you do,
you’ll fantasize

that when you were young,
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble

and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40,
it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…


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